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20th October 2002, 07:42 PM
If you think life is bad.....

How would you like to be an egg? :|

You only get laid once.:$

You only get eaten once. :(

It takes four minutes to get hard.:S

Only two minutes to get soft.:o

You share your box with 11 other guys:@

But worst of all..

the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!:'(

So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!;)

Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay,

I mean day!!!!!

The Joker
20th October 2002, 08:05 PM
PMSL noice 1 that m8!!! :thumbsup: