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doolz
19th September 2002, 06:52 PM
Modena, Italy:
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit- Crew Yesterday.
The announcement was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of
the British Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed
youths from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in
less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing
crew can only do it in 8 seconds.
This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as
most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over
other teams.
However, Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the Crews first
practice session; not only were "da scousers" able to change the tyres in
under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and had
sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen Stella's and a gram
of Charlie.

The Joker
19th September 2002, 08:14 PM
Class m8 puer class :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: