[The Frog Meister]

> > > > Q: What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles?
> > > > A: Re-load and carry on shooting.
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> > > > Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
> > > > A: Because it only attacks the brain
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> > > > Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
> > > > A: A rumour.
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> > > > Q: What was the first man on the moon?
> > > > A: A good start.
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> > > > Q: What takes longer to make, a snowman or a snowwoman?
> > > > A: A snowman, because you have to hollow out the head first
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> > > > Q: What is the difference between a Yeti and an intelligent man?
> > > > A: It is believed that a Yeti has been sighted.
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> > > > Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
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> > > > A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
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> > > > women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
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> > > > Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
> > > > A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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> > > > Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?
> > > > A: Who cares?
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> > > > Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring
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> > > > good looking?
> > > > A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
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> > > > Q: When would you want a man's company?
> > > > A: When he owns it.
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> > > > Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
> > > > A: Three, if you spread them very thinly.
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> > > > Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
> > > > A: Put the remote control between his toes.
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> > > > Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
> > > > A: So men can remember them.