[glazzy]

A trucker stops for red light and a blonde girl
catches up. She knocks on the door and the trucker
lowers the window. The girl says "Hi, my name is
Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

The trucker stops for another red light and the girl
again catches up. She knocks on the door and the
trucker lowers the window and she says "Hi my name
is Heather and you are losing some of your load!" He
ignores her again and continues down the street.

The trucker stops for still another red light and the
girl catches up again all out of breath. She knocks
on the door and the trucker lowers the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing some of your load!" He dismisses her and starts
off down the street, then stops. The trucker gets out
of the truck, approaches the blonde girl and says:

"Hi, my name is Andy and I am driving a SALT TRUCK!"

jayne x