Oh the poor cow! How could parents be so mean, surely no one would seriously want to name their child anything as ridiculous as that!
They must be flaming nutters!
If we had a girl first I'd like to call her Eloise, think that's a really pretty name and it could be abbreviated to Ella which is also nice. Her middle name would be Terresa- Lynn after both Toms Mum and mine.
Never in a million years would I give my kid a stupid name, you just set them up for a life of bullying and ridicule.