A few months ago i got a call from the fraud department at Halifax, missed the call but rang em back after getting a message which shit me up a bit, Anyway it turns out that they actually stopped a withdrawel at a Dubai cashpoint. I think its ace that they have teams that can monitor that kinda stuff
But, why the fuck do they keep taking £35 a time from me when i go 5 or 10 quid overdrawn? CUNTS
Going back to the card fraud, it turns out that one of our local petrol stations were caught with a camera and swipe fitted as you pay for fuel

Oh and thats right, the people who were doing it were these nice guys we let into our country cuz we care for them and its our duty as doo gooder Brits to let em into our country (to rip us off, sponge our benifits and basically rape all of our fincances)
They cant speak a word of fucking english but dont worry its ok they will help our economy, NO WAY! THEY WILL KILL US ALL AND FUCK US UP!
The UK is now easy picking for these assholes... FACT
