30th January 2008, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Jonno  Reminds me of that one where the young lad is playing on the tip and he finds a pair of welding goggles. He absolutely loves em and plays with em all day but then doesn't realise how late it's got and he's missed his last bus home. Anyway he decides to thumb a lift home and after a bit a big merc pulls up and let's him in. Driving along the bloke turns the lad and says "have you ever heard of oral stimulation" and the young lad says "yeah, yeah course I have", so the bloke says "have you ever heard of mutual masturbation" and the lad says "yeah I know everything about it", so the bloke says "have you ever heard of anal penetration" and the lad says "I've gotta stop you there mate, I'm not really a welder, I just found these goggles"  | Did you make that up about the same time as the egg joke ?
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