| sad joke duno if its allowed but ere we go lol
dad walks in on his daughter, she is playing with a huge dildo. dad say "what the hell do ya think your doin", she replies "well u wont let me have a boyfriend, so this is my substitute". dad leaves the room. next day daughter walkes in 2 find dad with a beer watchin the footy and a huge dildo stuck up his arse, "what the hells goin" she says dad replies "just avin a beer n watchin footy with yer boyfriend" |