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Originally Posted by Shooms  There's a whole generation of young lads that know not the skipping heartbeat moment felt when you discover a discarded copy of Razzle under a hedge... |
it's a fact.
i recently spent an entire week off work scanning the bridleways and hedgerows around my local area with a clipboard in an attempt to further the pantheon of science and debunk this theory.
Not a bit of it! Not one single crumpled jazzer, or even half-torn page of Dionne (35, checkout assistant from Wolverhampton) enjoying her 15 minutes of fame was to be found.
There was, however, a most unexpected propensity of used needles, used johnnies, and diet coke bottles full of piss.
What this indicates about the masturbatory habits of today's youth remains largely undetermined.
I did send a copy of my results, along with samples of the evidence I'd gathered off to National Geographic for publication, but in a most unexpected and unwarranted tone of indignation, they told me simply to "fuck off".
That's fucking gratitude for you.