as a nipper whenever we went to greengrocers the shopkeeper always gave me a carrott, then one day we went in i just picked one up and started scoffing it
my mum gave me a fooking i never forgot
spanked my legs in front of the whole shop, had my little shorts on too
hence i didn't do it again,
couple of years later we had our own newsagents, and i did have the biggest pile of pinched football stickers to swap at school
but that was robbing from my own, which i suppose is worse
folk who break into peoples homes and rob stuff that people have worked hard for, need stringing up by the knackers and left to die, imo
