i used to be slightly light fingered when i was a kid, got caught twice, got brought home in a meat wagon and me nan gave the copper a right rollocking for making me 'look as white as a sheet'! hehe love me nan god rest her soul.... last 'lifted' in the early 80's sort of lost the bottle....would be scared sh*tless now! lol armando still partakes in the odd small item like yesterday in asda i wanted two wooden dishes to place all arty farty in my bathroom....armando used the self paying checkout to pay for what he wanted to, my dishes he decided would be buy one get one free when the lady wasnt looking.....he does it for the thrill nowadays a bit like richard madley!
