Convicted and paid the price for doing so ....
Caught pilfiring 80 growlers worth of flowers on a camered forecourt ( got away with that but later spotted by the dibble en route home,still in the buckets,unlucky
. it was after a logical progression gig and the sherbets brought out the worst in me ).
Whence stood in front of the magistrates my previous announced was for two bottles of Moet.
The face and cynical words from the judge was priceless.
(£180 fine and record
)
Ho hum