| Linford Christie!
Linford Christie is on holiday, one day he decides he'd like a game of golf so he goes to the local course and asks if it would be possible to play. "Im sorry mate but black people arent allowed to play on our course" replies the assistant "however there is a course a further 10 mins down the road from here i know of that caters for your needs, would you like directions?" "You dont understand" says Linford "Im Linford Christie ffs!" "oh" replies the assistant "well clever <unt, it'll be 3 minutes down the road for you then wont it!"
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