A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the
counter and said ""
Hi, I'm looking for a job""
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just
Got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around a big black
Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the
meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their
overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year"
The Scouser said "You're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said "Well you started it!"
