I think your mad
ha ha
I had one a few month back where;
"everyone I know (friends wise) were on holiday, and some dickheads were kicking off and dropped a knife
... so I ran to pick it up and pushed someone out of the way to pick it up, who turned out to be Vee... I appolised for that and also cause Danny said I'd punshed her in the face...
Then back at VD's woody had brought this alien thing that he'd been disecting on his new uni course and I were cuuting bits off its legs and eating it. No one else would touch it cause they said it were raw.. and when I looked, it were! all dripping with blood
Then VA said he'd had enough of the mash-up and rang a cab
"
When I woke up I didn't wanna forget it cause it were so wierd, so I wrote everything down in tipex pen on a Twinnings tea back packet