[Monty]

Originally Posted by Jiglo

I almost shit my pants when - while working in a dark church on my own - an unholy noise erupted from the back of the church Sounded like the pipe organ parts that i'd stripped were being flung around the church and smashing into each other it was that loud I jumped up and stuck all the lights on at the back of the church and investigated cautiously

Everything looked to be all present and correct (apart from my heart rate) so I made my way back to the front where I was working and after a while I thought i'd better turn the lights off again as the vicar was always going on about energy conservation and I thought i'd be a soft arse leaving them on.

After a few minutes the sounds of lots of things smashing into each other erupted again and this time I ran as fast as I could to the door out of there

Fooking terrified me and the sounds were so realistic it couldn't have been someone fooking about.

Must have been a poltergeist!

Dark Church - You are allready scared!
Unholy Noise - The Devil!
Poltergeist - A Movie made in the USA!

That noise was probaly a Pigeon a Rat or something!