| i personally laffed at several of these
Q. Why do elephants have big ears?
A. Because Noddy won't pay the ransom
fuck me thats funny
Q. What do you call a bear with no paw?
A. Rupert the bastard
lol a bit un-PC but still funny, had 2 read it twice
Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb
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