I used to work for the RAC and it used to crack me up the amount of numptys that would call in. The austrailia one is similar to one i had.
Customer : I am going on holiday and want to take out your Europeon cover to in case i break down abroad.
ME: ok sir and where in europe are you going.
Customer: America.
ME: Sir we dont do rac cover for america
Customer: And Why not?
ME: well sir - for one its not in Europe............
Customer 'CLICK'
the muppet put the phone down on me.
hahhhhahaha
also used to get pervs ringing in and heavy breathing lol - had one guy who used to ring up quite often (and he hid his phone number too) and ask if you were wearing tan coloured tights (we called him tantight man) was so funny