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Originally Posted by Shooms  ... & realises that she's left her purse in the pub.
When the taxi pulls up by the piss-stained mattress outside her front garden she confesses this to the driver.... 'but' she says 'can I pay you in any other way ?'
With this she slowly lifts up her skirt...
'Fuck me lass' says the taxi driver 'haven't you got anything smaller ?!'  |
sling it sweetheart i dont do skirts