| Getting Married!!!
Getting married
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>>I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
>>dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
>>
>>There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
>>younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
>>tight
>>miniskirts, and generally
>>was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
>>and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because
>>she
>>never did it when she was near anyone else.
>>
>>One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
>>check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
>>whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me
>>that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just
>>once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
>>
>>Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
>>going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
>>come
>>up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
>>
>>the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
>>straight to the front door.
>>
>>I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and
>>behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With
>>
>>tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
>>very
>>happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better
>>man
>>for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
>>
>>And the moral of this story is:
>>"Always keep your condoms in your car." |