| oh shit
a youngish lad has been with his girl for a long while
and they decide to get married
so the day comes around and they get married
that night they r avin a weddin party at the hotel they will b stayin at
the young lad says to his mate who has been best man
i'm really worried about tonight i hav'nt had sex yet and i'm not really sure what to do
his mate can see he is worried, so he says if u want i will hide in the cupboard in your room b4 u go up and if u need any advice i will whisper to u.
ok says the lad thanks 4 that.
so later in the night the partys over the mates upstairs and the married couple decide its time 4 bed so off they go.
they get to the bedroom and the lad says i have to have a shower
while he is in the bathroom his misses has been waiting in bed for him
but all of a sudden she realises that she needs to have a crap
she sees a cardboard box in the corner and thinks ok that will have to do
so she squats over the box to do the buisness when she hears him unlock the door so she snaps it off and jumps back into bed turning the light off
out comes hubby and walks to the bed stepping in the box
he turns on the light and says oh my god whats this a fu***in shit box
and his mate in the cupboard says
turn her over u daft bastard  |