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a bloke is drivin home late 1 night down a very dark country lane
he feels a bump under his car
he stops to c what caused it and finds a rabbit lay just behind his car
it wasn't moving feelin guilty he looked in his boot to c if he had anything
he could help it with he can c a spray can but can't c what it is coz its so dark anyway he sprayed the rabbit with the can but it didn't seem to do owt
he was going to get back in his car when he heard a noise
he looked back and saw the rabbit standing up
then the rabbit waved at him and turned and hopped a few yards down the lane
it then turned and waved at him again
he couldn't understand what was goin on
so he opened his boot again a got a torch to c what was written on the spray can
it said hare restorer with permanent wave