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A girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's her turn to buy a
round, she tells him of a wonderful new drink that he simply must try.
She returns with the usual lager for herself but for him she has two
glasses and a salt shaker.

One glass contains a measure of Baileys, the other has lime juice.

"Okay, what you have to do is put a large pinch of salt on your tongue,
swig the Baileys, hold it in your mouth and then drink the lime juice".

He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to
give it a go.

First the salt.......fine, he handles that.

Next the Baileys.......lovely, smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the
mouth.............a bit odd with the salt though.

Then he takes the lime juice.

After 1 second = the cream in the Baileys curdles...
After 3 seconds = Boyfriend's face turns the color of the lime juice...
After 6 seconds = Boyfriend calms his stomach and swallows the gunge...

After 8 seconds = She whispers in his ear "It's called Blowjobs Revenge"