Dunno if your still looking for the answer Tigger but you need to make a self-running exe file. There's a tool I used to convert a bunch of images into an exe... not sure how this will work with your file but you could give it a try...
http://www.mbnet.fi/apaja/alueet/tiedostot.asp?faid=446
I think that a bit of monkeying about with the exe's PE header should get some good results... if your still trying let me know and I'll dig a little deeper, if not, heh
In the meantime I'll be looking through the 2,750 results from my google search on 'midget goat sex'
later,
bones, fuggs and harmony