LOL Have you been wearing tin foil hats during the night Loz?
Not being well up on nasty cheese, i'm not too sure with question 1
Eat my poo for a million? Hmm.......how long would I have to eat it? Do I have to eat it raw? Can I have a crate of beer to wash it down? Can I have another crate to drink first to kill my tastebuds? Can I wait until it's a small load? Is it gonna be on live tv? Is the person with the million quid a reliable payer? Would it matter if it came straight back up after i'd eaten it?