have you ever eaten jellied eels?
do you call everyone, even your wife geezer?
do you inject speed and ketamine mixed together?
are you or have you ever been a stalker?
do you listen to blert...sorry i mean blur?
have you ever worn your nans stockings for bed?
have you ever holidayed in weston super mare?
do you have a pete beale mullet?
have you got a mongrel called roly?
have you or did you ever have nigel benn tramlines in your hair?
do you think your nigel benn?
do you sing knees up mava brannnnnnnn at every available opportunity
if you answer yes to two or more of these questions, come round to r's anytime and i'll remove your head from up your arse....
only joking people.... its nice to be nice
