I nicked a watch from school once when I was an infant. It just looked soooooooo fecking cool with it's green double strap that I wanted to take a look at it, but didn't know how to put it back without getting caught, so I took it home, got a bollocking from the parentals and was made to take it back the next day with a full apology to the crime victim
I felt so shite inside too that I never stole again
