I'm a thread posting virgin and admittedly nervous

I'm expecting the same response I would get from people that know me

Can't complain though I appreciate their honesty. That's my way of telling you not to hold back (gonna regret sayint that)
Try this. Not brilliant but put's a smile of my face, hope it does the same for you
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/...re-karaoke.swf