| Escaped convict..
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into
a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He
orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up
and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how
he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be
strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he
was gay, thought you were cute and asked if we had any vaseline. I told
him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too." |