| Coma
A woman is in a coma and the nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her genital area and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her.
They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband is sceptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides, it's worth a try!
The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flatlines... no pulse... no heart rate.
The nurses run into the room.
The husband is pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."
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