| The Golfer
Joe is teeing off from the Back Tees. On his downswing he realizes that his wife Mary is teeing up on the Red Tees directly in his way. Unable to stop his swing he nails it and hits her directly in the temple and kills her instantly. A few days later Joe gets a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.
Coroner: "Joe, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?"
Joe: "Yes sir, that's correct"
Coroner: "Joe, I also found a golf ball wedged up her arse"
Joe: "Was it a Titleist 3 ?"
Coroner: "Yes, It was" Joe: "That must have been my mulligan." |