A chap staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly.
Back at the hotel he rings the number. A woman with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance.
The man says, "I'd like a bl*w job, a missionary sh*g, some doggie-style fun, some mild bondage, and I think I'd like to finish off with a boob w*nk. Is that OK"?
The woman replies: "It sounds intriguing sir,
but you might like to press 9 first to get an outside line."
Filthy i know but it made me smile
