| Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Coz it was dead.
What's red and sits in the corner?
A naughty fire engine.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What would Postman Pat be called if he was made redundant?
Pat.
There were two cannibals eating a clown. One said "Do you think this tastes a bit funny?
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave untill its bill withers.
What do you call a Russian man with a bad cold?
Nasty Chestycough. (works better when you say it, lol)
What's blue and f*cks grannies?
Hypothermia.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexia Association.
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