[ClaireB]

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said:
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked
up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The man took the
frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,
I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want". Again the man took the frog
out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautiful

princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why
won't you kiss me ?" The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't
have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."