| *oldie* farm yard confusion
A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep.
His wife is reading in bed. The man says,
"This is the pig that I f**k when you've
got a headache".
His wife retorts, "I think you'll find
that THAT is a sheep."
The man replies, "I think you'll find that
I was talking to the sheep."
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