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An accountant get sent to prison for embeslement, its his first night in a daunting place, and he's only a small fella with those little round spec's, bit of a wimp really.

Anyway they shove him in a cell with this monster with tattoos and skin head, 6ft 4 and about 18 stone, love hate on the nuckles you know the score.

Any way the skin head walks over to him and says " first night eh?" "errr yeah" is the sheepish reply " Well dont worry, im pretty gental with inmates on there first night and im very fair, tonight were going to play mummys and daddys, but as its your first night, im going to let you decide if you want to be mummy or daddy"

The accountant gulps and says " can I go daddy please"

The meathead stairs at him for a while and then replies "Hell yeah no problem, now get over here and suck on mummys cock"