In the 2 cases it was not my FAULT!!!"!!!!!!!!
First instance,
the bloody old man stopped dead int he wrong lane on the bloody round about!
and the second, I was overtaking a BMW and he just pulled out into me!!!! So I EVADED 2 accidentS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oker, thanks for not slapping me
and I DO EAT JAFFAS AT THE WHEEL!!!!! always have done always will.... especially now that I have the french ones

There is more orange in them
