[Shooms]

class as ever you dry-witted pie-eating wiganite

just one point:

don't put me in goal - I'm shite.... my strengths lie in being the last line of defence where I can callously, cynically n maliciously take out any prancing primadonna who tries to come anywhere near me

I've had more bookings in my 5 a side team than the Holiday Inn evil fucker me playin footie