| Toeing
This bloke picks up a fit bird in a bar and takes her to bed but he's so pissed that he can't get it up.
She's really horny though and kinky with it so she asks him to put his big toe 'in there' and rides it like a good un.
They part ways but a few days later the blokes toe starts going red and swollen with puss oozing out from under the nail
So he goes to the doctor, who examines him and then says:
“I don't know how to tell you this son but you've got gonorrhea of the toe !! "
The bloke goes:
“Wow, Doc!! That must be rare, huh?? "
The doctor says:
“Yes, it is rare but not nearly as rare as the young lady I had in here this morning who had Athlete's Twat” |