[WAFC]

Day 9
Big Brother has decreed that due to yesterdays brutality and with it also being eviction day the housemates are entitled to a "lie in" until 10.00am. Therefore all the housemates are still in bed. That is except for Akinwale who is in the kitchen preparing breakfast. Akinwale is smiling and whistling and has that "special glint" in his eye, It is obvious to all the viewing audience that Akinwale is in love. With the feast prepared Akinwale slips into novelity basque pinifore and makes his way towards steadmans room. Akinwale quietly lets himself in and announces "Good Morning Darling, I've made you Breakfast in Bed. Boiled Egg and Soldiers to dip in as I know how you like dipping." Steadman recoils in horror. He has the look of a frightend rabbit as it catches the glaze of oncoming headlights.
"H,H,Ha,Ha,Hav,Have you got a bonk on?" stammers a clearly petrified Steadman. It appears that AKinwale has fashioned a hole in the knickers part of the pinifore and is sporting a large,distinguished and bulbous erection that is pointing menacingly in Steadmans direction. The voice of Big Brotehr interupts the impending slaughter.
"CAN ALL CONTESTANTS PLEASE REPORT TO THE LIVING ROOM AS IT EVICTION TIME."
Steadman is saved.
Shooms is first into the Big Brother Diary Room. Shooms is nursing a hangover the size of Acky's cock. "Superfreak" slurrs Shooms "Get rid of him.", next is in Miss Tickle, the rejected one votes for Sirius.Sirius is next in and Burnleys very own Oswald Moseley votes for Miss Tickle in an act of spiteful revenge.Superfreak is next in and votes for AB45. Akinwale is next in.He is still in pinifore,still grinning and disturbingly still stood to attention.Akinwale chooses Jonnypink.Jonnypink is next in and chooses Cam.Valentina is up next and chooses Akinwale. "What's the use in a gay black man?" remarks Valentina on the way out. Steadmans turn, he ambles into the diary room with a walk akin to that of John Wayne. Big Brother asks Steadman to sit " I can't." replies Steadman. "I'm sore." rather unsurprisingly Steadman chooses Akinwale. Grad is next in and votes for Superfreak. AB45 trundles in on his Shopmobility cart. AB45 asks Big Brother to speak up at least a dozen times before picking Superfreak. Cam is last in. He is still drunk and still cluthcing his bottle of vinegar, Cam has 3 day old vomit down the front of his flamboyant Paul Smith shirt. Cam looks at Big Brother farts, laughs then shouts "GREEN BINS,GREEN BINS." Cam gets up urinates on the floor laughs and staggers out of the room. Valentina then slips back into the diary room unoticed by all.

So it is Superfreak who must leave the asylu sorry Big Brother House. He bids a tearful farewell to Jonnypink. They indulge in one final touching embrace. On leaving the house Superfreak is greated by the mayor of skelmersdale where he is presented with the keys to little digmoor and the concourse for life.