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day 5
The housemates are to perform a physical challenge in order for them to win more provisions. AB45 draws out a hopscotch using white dog poo. he says he will give anyone a game for a "minnie driver" no one in the house has a clue what he is on about.even grad who lived down south for a bit. Miss Tickle refuses to take part as outdoor physical activity may harm living insects. sirius is still sulking in his room, cam and shooms are to inhebriated to take part in any form of physical activity and Johnnypink and Superfreak state that they are off to partake in a physical activity of a different kind. Steadman looks suitabley confused. Valentina offers to show him what they mean so do jonnypink and superfreak. akinwale follows steadman to the bathroom and offers to soap his privates. steadman looks baffled but the bathroom door is locked anyway. shooms awakens from his drunken coma and is disgusted to find that the housemates have won no extra provisions.
day 6
Steadman awakens the house with a spirited rendition of "peace and harmony" when quizzed as to his high spirits by AB45 steadman gleefully informs him that his balls have finally dropped. Miss Tickle is upset as Sirius has rejected her advances. Valentina offers to sleep with her to make her feel better. Sirius is still sulking as Grad has used sirius's copy of "Bulldog" to wipe cam's faeces from the kitchen table. Cam awakens from his drunken slumbers and concocts his first mickey finn of the day as a livener.
TO BE CONTINUED........  |