| nah man thats bollox,all woman are bad,bad bullshitters you know that cam,all that happend there was that we walked down the front and liz kept saying in that annoying voice"take yer top off" "fuck off" said i i'll tell you when it was. it was up wigan one night after we'd come out of 15's.i think you'd fcked her by then.no in fact i know you had as it was a couple of weeks after the infamous car incident where we had to drag her home. i figured you wouldn't have minded to much seeing as you'd already propositioned me during your relationship with her as to whether i fancied spitroasting the diary keeping one, another request which i declined. by the way cam my mums fitter than yours. |