I did something once worthy of a mention
It was over 10 years ago mind LOL
I was outside sainsburys in stockport and they used to have these metal roller shutters that came up and down by the flick of a switch, well mild mannered ste huxley, was stood there being generally unheroic, meanwhile this guy was lay down on the floor with his head on the ledge where the rollers come down
Next thing you know, the shutters started to come down, anyway didnt really think anything of it til this guy (who must have been asleep) was beginning to get his head squashed by this metal roller!! I ran, tad da darrr!!! and lifted the roller up while it was digging into this guys heeeed!, but it was still coming down with more force so it was rolling forwards, I was struggling to keep it held up, and at the very last moment this guy managed to twist his head to one side and escape from the rollers.All the meanwhile I was shouting for help but did anyone come, did they fk. Anyhow this guy had a large dint in his head like a very wide cut, it was ming. The sainsburys people came out and said, (while this guy was in and out of consciousness) its his own fault for being under the rollers) I said something to the effect of, you pricks get an ambulance and then walked off into the busy urban streets of stockport like a hero does etc, hahahahahahah
Yeah so anyone else been heroic?
PS Funnily enough they dont have metal shutters anymore.
