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You coming to Hazy Dayz at end of the month?
Have you been to a night there yet?
If not, come along, I've been twice and it's ace!
I'll even buy you a fancy cocktail thingy with an umbrella in it* to remind you of yer hols...
* that isn't a chat up line, just thought I'd point that out now...
