0245 :sneaking into the static caravan with a female freind
0300 :naked on sofa
0320 :in bed room
0345 :hears door open an kettle being put on
0346 :pokes head out of door sees me mum, turns out the rockin woke her up(an me gran an her fella)
0347 :realises that me lady freind had left her clothes on sofa
had to go get em
0400 : mum goes to bed carries on but oraly lol
0915 : grans fella gets up makes a brew asks us if we want one girl cant find her bra id left it on sofa went to get it just as me grans fella picks it up
me mate poked his head threw my open window threw the curtains to catch me shaggin a deaf girl i said hello an spoke to him for a few mins, she didnt know me mate was there till she looked towards the window an screamed at me she thought i was sayin i loved her ect pmsl