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Originally Posted by cam my mate Ed got caught by his mum having a tug, he was bladdered stuck a porn on the vid, sat in the chair with his pants round his ankles and passed out with his hand on his cock !!!
His mum woke him in the morning he was still sat up with his hands on his dick and his pants round his ankles
Now that would be embarrasing ! |
LOL - reminds me of a mate of mine...
he went to the 'Dam & got well chonged... now he was a bit of a lightweight when it comes to weed so he left the lads early & went back to the hotel... lay on bed fooked nekkid watching porn (as you do) then decided he wanted munchies so raided the minibar for choc... & subsequently fell asleep with a toblerone in his mitt...
He was rudely awakened the next day by the room maid coming in to discover him butt ass nekkid in bed with porn on the tv & the toblerone melted all over the bed sheets loking like he'd shat himself
kwality...
No... it werent me....