[sirius]

Originally Posted by blue jammer

When they ask for "Mr Sirius", simply tell them "I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now, he's been sent down for rape/murder/manslaughter" (delete as applicable)

I find that has an 'interesting' effect, and right enough, then don't ring back

Or maybe you could get a sound f/x tape playing in the background, something like Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and just start whimpering, they'll get the hint.

PMSL

"Hang on theres somebody in the house, shit, theres somebo.......IEEEAAAAGGGHHHHH!" lol.




Class.


Sirius.