[piratepete]

online piss ups are funny had a few online its funny how the spelling gets worse the more you drink. heres a little bit of a multi national piss up online my mrs goes nutty an does mad things when drunk lolol she once ran down the road only in a bit of tin foil in the shape of lightening an two stars on her nips she is off it pmsl

gemmatrelfa ): any1 gettin pissed for paddys day like me?
little_miss_ambivalence ): nah i want a drink free night up early in morning
gemmatrelfa ): yim gettim poissed
little_miss_ambivalence ): fine got some gin now
gemmatrelfa ): mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
little_miss_ambivalence ): call of nature
little_miss_ambivalence ): in other words i need a long hard piss
gemmatrelfa ): WHOS PISSED?
gemmatrelfa ): I AM
billy1501 ): im talking about expensive whisky like grouse
billy1501 ): and im not a kilt wearing haggis eater lol
nutts222002 ): lol
gemmatrelfa ): lol
little_miss_ambivalence ): LOL
billy1501 ): but i do drink whisky lol
gemmatrelfa ): nnnnotnickole
gemmatrelfa ): U SHUD C ME NOW
snowy999_1999 ): why
snowy999_1999 ): what u doing
gemmatrelfa ): IIVE DRAWN ON MY FACE
snowy999_1999 ): drawn what
gemmatrelfa ): WITH PERMANANT MARKER WHILE I WAS OUT OF ROOM(PETE)
gemmatrelfa ): LINES
snowy999_1999 ): lol
little_miss_ambivalence ): wat the fuck have u drWN U MAD FUCKER?
gemmatrelfa :INDIAN STRIPES WITH A BIG CIRCLE LOL

pmsl lololol this is slightly edited but its all from the same chat on the same night but i didnt think that u would wanna sit an read 9 hours of crap lolol