I dont use bog roll or mi hand. I came up with the genius idea of filling the bath up with boiling hot water n dippin mi ass in it, givin it a wiggle till mi bum cheeks tingle, n then i check in the mirror to see if mi butt cheeks have gone red with the heat, if they have then i know Ive dipped mi bum long enough, n all the slutch has washed off mi butt crack!!
