| Toilet roll
ive just had a fight with my toilet roll uypstatirs
does anyone else undersatnd my plight, toilet roll when its virginal is a right tight bugger, when you need apiece and its just not hainvg it, what do you do
do you wrestle or do you think arrrgh fuck this i'll use my hand instead?
I fought and fought and eventuaslly wrestled with the buggefr, but now i wished id used my hand, you cant go wrong with your ever faithful hand can you...
so anywasy, do you go hand or do you go virgin? |